老师与学生对话时候闹出来的英语笑话
1 TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.phpma.com
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".phpma.com
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. TEACHER: Didn\'t you promise to behave?phpma.com
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn\'t I promise to punish you if you didn\'t?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don\'t expect you to keep yours.
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.phpma.com
SAMMY: You can\'t fool me, Teacher... snakes don\'t have feet.
